Welcome to the Apodion Dispatches
—Z. D. Smith
Hello, everyone. If you happen to be reading this and have no idea why, because I haven’t updated this journal in 2 years and you’ve forgotten that I’m alive, it’s because in another corner of the internet I happen to be participating in a certain livejournal-based game, and have therefore been browbeaten into posting this on my livejournal in addition to my proper blog. Enjoy.
My buddy Ed has been soliciting requests to be interviewed. Unfortunately, concomitant with the ego boost of having someone ask you to talk about yourself is the obligation to actually furnish them with a proper answer, and moreover to put it up on the internet, for all to see.
The second part of the interview game is: if anybody would like me to come up with 5 piercing, trenchant and sympathetic questions perfectly tailored for them, that they might go on about themselves for this long, they need merely post a comment below and I will be obliged to give satisfaction.
( Read more...Collapse ) Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 148 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (133), and liquor (113). |
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid |
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